“The strop”

“Too drunk to driver officer”

“What the fuck are you looking at?”

I spy with my little eyes.

I did the original of this a few years back but lost it, so here’s the newest version of it finished just yesterday.

A doodle of mine (it’s not the best scan I’m afraid).

Some lyrics to a song I wrote.

We will all meet tonight, we will all shine a light, hold hands around the night sky, we will dance in the face of life.

Hold hands around the firefly, we will all fall to this life, I’ll see you on the other side, we will walk, dance, and cry.

We will all sleep tonight, we will all dream a sight, sing songs around the firefly, sing songs to the night sky.

I must man up

Also…

I saw the girl I really fancy tonight, I’ll probably never grow the balls to ask her out though.

Yeah

I tried to do a good deed tonight, instead I looked like I was asking for drugs in front of a lot of people. That’s the last time I’ll try and point out to a friend that she has a bogey hanging from her nose.